Unblockables for the LULZ

Commander / EDH* Artifact Casual Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick UBR (Grixis)

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Land (38)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Creeping Tar Pit
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Crypt of the Eternals
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Faerie Conclave
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Jwar Isle Refuge
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rocky Tar Pit
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Watery Grave

Creature (28)

• 1x AEtherling
• 1x Avatar of Woe
• 1x Blighted Agent
• 1x Dauthi Horror
• 1x Deep-Sea Kraken
• 1x Dimir Infiltrator
• 1x Dread
• 1x Ghastlord of Fugue
• 1x Godo, Bandit Warlord
• 1x Gudul Lurker
• 1x Herald of Secret Streams
• 1x Higure, the Still Wind
• 1x Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni
• 1x Invisible Stalker
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Mist-Cloaked Herald
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Ninja of the Deep Hours
• 1x Phage the Untouchable
• 1x Sakashima's Student
• 1x Shadowmage Infiltrator
• 1x Silent-Blade Oni
• 1x Storm Fleet Sprinter
• 1x Sun Quan, Lord of Wu
• 1x Sygg, River Cutthroat
• 1x Thassa, God of the Sea
• 1x Throat Slitter
• 1x Triton Shorestalker

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Damnation
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Killing Wave
• 1x Stolen Identity
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Instant (4)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Hatred
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Commander (1)

Artifact (19)

• 1x Batterskull
• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Dimir Keyrune
• 1x Elbrus, the Binding Blade  ^Flip
• 1x Grafted Exoskeleton
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Quietus Spike
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice
• 1x Sword of Light and Shadow
• 1x The Immortal Sun
• 1x Umezawa's Jitte

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Coastal Piracy
• 1x Fervor
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Scriptures

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Sideboard

Land (25)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Creeping Tar Pit
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Jwar Isle Refuge
• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rocky Tar Pit
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Watery Grave

Artifact (6)

• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice
• 1x Sword of Light and Shadow
• 1x Umezawa's Jitte

Instant (2)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Damnation
• 1x Demonic Tutor

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Phyrexian Arena

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Maybeboard

Creature (11)

• 1x Archetype of Imagination
• 1x Aura Thief
• 1x Flitterstep Eidolon
• 1x Gigantoplasm
• 1x Herald of Secret Streams
• 1x Hex Parasite
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Thief of Blood
• 1x Tromokratis

Artifact (9)

• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Oblivion Stone
• 1x Perilous Vault
• 1x Pithing Needle
• 1x Ratchet Bomb
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Scytheclaw
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Instant (3)

• 1x Rebuild
• 1x Shattering Pulse
• 1x Time Stop

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Aether Snap
• 1x Mizzium Mortars
• 1x Perish
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Yawgmoth's Will

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Curse of Stalked Prey
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Larceny
• 1x Stranglehold

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What happens when some of your favorite effects depend upon combat damage to a player, but you get tired of constantly having to deal with all those pesky defending creatures? The answer is, you build an unblockable deck.

About 2/3 of these creatures either have (Invisible Stalker) or can gift (Sun Quan, Lord of Wu) some kind of super-evasion like Fear, Intimidate, Shadow, Horsemanship, or outright unblockability. And what do you do when you're certain that your attacks will land? Ninjutsu is a start. Silent-Blade Oni is the best example. And there's also the inclusion of the best combat-damage equipment you can find, like Quietus Spike, Elbrus, the Binding Blade  , and the classic swords (Sword of Fire and Ice).

One of the things I like about this deck is that it appears non-threatening. And though your board is usually wide open, your opponents will instead focus on others players who have a more dominant board state. Unless they themselves need an easy target for their own combat damage effect. So yes, you'll be weak, but you'll be left alone. Maybe even until you're one of the last 2 or 3 players. And then you'll strike hard and win with amusing shenanigans.

Once your opponents figure out your schemes, they'll start to save a few more removal spells for you, which is why it's also necessary to include haste effect cards like Fervor, Leyline of Anticipation, Hall of the Bandit Lord, Lightning Greaves, and Swiftfoot Boots.

Marchesa, the Black Rose is the commander mostly because of her colors, but dethrone is a good political mechanic. And because your creatures can safely attack the player with the most life and get their counters without dying, you can follow up with Damnation and it ends up being even better than a Cyclonic Rift. So, with those tricks, Marchesa ends up being the best-suited Grixis commander for an unblockable deck. And because she isn't OP, opponents tend not to waste removal on her.

A few of my favorite ways to quickly bring a commander game to a close:
1) Give Phage the Untouchable haste and unblockability.
2) Give Master of Cruelties unblockability, then ping with Staff of Nin.
3) Attack with Blighted Agent or a creature with Grafted Exoskeleton equipped, then cast Hatred.

Full disclosure, this is NOT a competitive deck. It will win enough, but not all the time. The point is that it's tons of fun no matter whether you win or lose. And in casual commander, that's what I believe everyone should want. As always, upvote if you're so inclined. And your suggestions are welcome in the comments.

P.S. - Here is the graphic art I commissioned for Marchesa, the Black Rose.

Top Ranked	Achieved #7 position overall 6 years ago
Date added	7 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 5 Mythic Rares 55 - 28 Rares 23 - 3 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.65
Tokens	Copy Clone, Morph 2/2 C, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B
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