The Ikea Cannon

Modern* BRGW Casual Lifegain WB (Orzhov)

Darth_Savage

Land (18)

• 3x Concealed Courtyard
• 4x Mirrorpool
• 4x Mutavault
• 1x Plains
• 3x Shambling Vent
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Wastes

Instant (11)

• 1x Dismember
• 4x Shining Shoal
• 2x Sickening Shoal
• 4x Soul Spike

Sorcery (8)

• 4x Providence
• 4x Sunscour

Artifact (15)

• 4x Chromatic Sphere
• 4x Chromatic Star
• 4x Howling Mine
• 3x Mishra's Bauble

Creature (8)

• 4x Chancellor of the Dross
• 4x Herald of Anguish

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Sideboard

Instant (7)

• 2x Needlebite Trap
• 3x Ravenous Trap
• 2x Warping Wail

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Solemnity

Land (2)

• 2x Field of Ruin

Creature (4)

• 4x Sly Requisitioner

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Maybeboard

Land (9)

• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hostile Desert
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Radiant Fountain
• 1x Sunscorched Desert

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Quest for the Gravelord

Creature (7)

• 1x Abundant Maw
• 1x Demon of Death's Gate
• 1x Hand of Emrakul
• 1x Herald of Anguish
• 1x Lone Rider  ^Flip
• 1x Salvage Titan
• 1x Thraben Inspector

Instant (5)

• 1x Dispatch
• 1x Hide / Seek
• 1x Infernal Reckoning
• 1x Pull from Eternity
• 1x Ready / Willing

Artifact (6)

• 1x Azor's Gateway  ^Flip
• 1x Chromatic Sphere
• 1x Flayer Husk
• 1x Implement of Improvement
• 1x Mishra's Bauble
• 1x Serum Powder

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Battle at the Bridge
• 1x Grind / Dust
• 1x Terminus

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Providence is not a good card, but as something to build around it had the potential to be amusing. So the theory is get Providence + Chancellor of the Dross or 2x Chancellors in your opening hand (cough Serum Powder ), which means you start on 29/26 life and your opponent is on 17/14. Those cards are then exiled to pay for our Shoals or Soul Spike / Sunscour , because of all the card disadvantage Howling Mine and a bunch of draw a card rocks to cheapen (not quite free) Herald of Anguish and Sly Requisitioner , to give us some form of creature based threat. Utility lands; Mirrorpool lets us copy our "free" spells, Shambling Vent and Mutavault can be creatures.

This deck is jank of the highest order, but it's so stupid it sometimes works... The name is a reference to the "Ikea gun" / "Glass cannon" trope / meme.

Top Ranked	Achieved #43 position overall 5 years ago
Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 5 Rares 8 - 10 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	4.07
Tokens	Copy Clone, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Servo 1/1 C
Folders	Active Decks, Free shit deck