Get Spooked

Commander / EDH Competitive Mono-Black Theme/Gimmick Tribal

3InchMeatMonster

Creature (32)

• 1x Asphodel Wanderer
• 1x Augur of Skulls
• 1x Carrionette
• 1x Champion of Stray Souls
• 1x Cinderbones
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Death Baron
• 1x Dimir House Guard
• 1x Drudge Reavers
• 1x Drudge Skeletons
• 1x Duty-Bound Dead
• 1x Flayed Nim
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Grim Roustabout
• 1x Kjeldoran Dead
• 1x Lim-Dul's High Guard
• 1x Manor Skeleton
• 1x Marang River Skeleton
• 1x Marrow Bats
• 1x Paragon of Open Graves
• 1x Phyrexian Monitor
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Restless Bones
• 1x Restless Dead
• 1x Skeletal Crocodile
• 1x Skeletal Snake
• 1x Skeletal Vampire
• 1x Skeletal Wurm
• 1x Tenacious Dead
• 1x Unworthy Dead
• 1x Urborg Skeleton
• 1x Wall of Bone

Artifact (13)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Door of Destinies
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Obelisk of Urd
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Stoneforge Masterwork
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Urza's Incubator
• 1x Vanquisher's Banner
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Bad Moon
• 1x Cover of Darkness
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation

Land (37)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Spawning Pool
• 33x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Commander (1)

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Ambition's Cost
• 1x Ancient Craving
• 1x Bone Splinters
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Languish
• 1x Mutilate
• 1x Patriarch's Bidding
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood

Instant (1)

• 1x Pack's Disdain

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Artifact (9)

• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Gauntlet of Power
• 1x Heirloom Blade
• 1x Herald's Horn
• 1x Konda's Banner
• 1x Riptide Replicator
• 1x Slate of Ancestry
• 1x Soul Conduit
• 1x Volrath's Laboratory

Creature (5)

• 1x Adaptive Automaton
• 1x Brass Herald
• 1x Metallic Mimic
• 1x Skeletal Changeling
• 1x Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon

Sorcery (3)

• 1x All Hallow's Eve
• 1x Kindred Dominance
• 1x Tendrils of Agony

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Grave Betrayal

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Updoot and good bones and calcium will come to you. if you dont updoot within 69 seconds, you will be eaten by 420 skeletons and your bones will join our ranks in the skeleton war.

Prepare to be boned

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It is very important you meme as much as you can during games. a good way to do this is with bone dry puns. use these as examples.

Why are skeletons so calm?Because nothing gets under their skin!

Why can't skeletons play church music?Because they have no organs.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?SPARERIBS

My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.

What do skeletons hate the most about wind?Nothing, it goes right through them.

Why don't skeletons fight each other?They don't have the guts

When does a skeleton laugh?When someone tickles his funny bone!

Why are graveyards so noisy?Because of all the coffin!

How did I know where you would go next?Oh I felt it in my bones!

What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?Bone-Appetit!

What do you call a skeleton snake?A rattler!

Have you seen my brother?I have a BONE to pick with him.

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?Im bone to be wild!

Why did the skeleton want a friend?Because she was feeling bonely

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?Shin-gles!

What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?Jump out of your skin and join him!

Papyrus' date didn't go well, did it? Yeah, He only loves every bone in your body....

Everytime I hear a skeleton joke I feel it in my bones

Skulls are always single because they have no body

Man, these jokes aren't even that humerus.

These jokes are very bare bones

Oh hey, you know that Papyrus once had a dream about his car bed. You could say it was a very AUTO-BODY Experience.

Why do skeletons makes bad miners?Because they only go 6 FOOT UNDER GROUND

These jokes are pretty humerus, but can we get a fe-mur?

Top Ranked	Achieved #10 position overall 6 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 25 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 23 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.22
Tokens	Bat 1/1 B, Morph 2/2 C
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