Symptoms may include but are not limited to; Swearing, Mumbling, Shouting, Scooping, Throwing of the Hands, Excessive use of the word "Fish" and Unwanted Calls in the Middle of the Night, ect.
Proceed with Caution
These Merfolk's do exactly what they're meant to do! Get in and WIN! If you don't win, then you're not playing Merfolk's! You need to immediately reevaluate your priorities! Go get yourself a job, buy a car, and drive yourself off a cliff! You f@#%ing degenerate!
3 Easy Steps to Victory:Drop a Land, Throw a Merfolk, &Punch the Opposition in the Mouth!
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