Giving Good People Bad Permanents

Commander / EDH Chaos Jank Multiplayer Primer Theme/Gimmick

hellokitty6666666666666

Land (37)

• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Irrigated Farmland
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Murmuring Bosk
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rejuvenating Springs
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scattered Groves
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Sheltered Thicket
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Volatile Fjord
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Zagoth Triome

Enchantment (21)

• 1x Captive Audience
• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Conjured Currency
• 1x Copy Enchantment
• 1x Demonic Pact
• 1x Detention Sphere
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Endless Whispers
• 1x Grasp of Fate
• 1x Illusions of Grandeur
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x Nine Lives
• 1x Opalescence
• 1x Puca's Mischief
• 1x Risky Move
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Shiny Impetus
• 1x Skybind
• 1x Thought Lash
• 1x Trace of Abundance
• 1x Transcendence

Creature (11)

• 1x Abyssal Persecutor
• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Blim, Comedic Genius
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Goldnight Castigator
• 1x Leveler
• 1x Phage the Untouchable
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Zedruu the Greathearted

Instant (3)

• 1x Brand
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Emergency Powers

Commander (1)

Sorcery (18)

• 1x Blatant Thievery
• 1x Bring to Light
• 1x Cultural Exchange
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Donate
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Fractured Identity
• 1x Harmless Offering
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Legerdemain
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Order of Succession
• 1x Ranger's Path
• 1x Rite of Replication
• 1x Role Reversal
• 1x Sakashima's Will
• 1x Scrambleverse
• 1x Three Visits

Artifact (9)

• 1x Anvil of Bogardan
• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Font of Mythos
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mirror Gallery
• 1x Pendant of Prosperity
• 1x Sol Ring

---

Maybeboard

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Hunting Wilds
• 1x Tempt with Discovery

---

This is a silly multiplayer based deck I brewed up after wishing I could use Abyssal Persecutor and Demonic Pact in a Zedruu the Greathearted deck. Then I decided to make it more chaotic. (While chaos is the main idea of the deck, I intentionally excluded a lot of anti-fun cards that just prevent people from playing.)

The general goal for this deck is to stall while everyone is confused about whose card is whose, until you can pull out a win.

---

With the way this deck is set up, most of the "win conditions" are actually a "loss condition" for another player, therefore the ideal way to pull off a victory is through Fractured Identity, which is the best card in this entire deck. I'll list a few of the notable interactions below.

Fractured Identity + Abyssal Persecutor -- no one can win or lose?

Fractured Identity + Demonic Pact -- gives everyone 4 turns to live unless they find removal

Fractured Identity + Thought Lash -- slowly, but surely exile everyone's library unless they find removal

Fractured Identity + Transcendence -- kills everyone above 20 life immediately, just make sure you aren't above 20 when you play it

The above also work for a singular person though cards like Donate or Zedruu the Greathearted's ability, but the ones listed below are much more explosive, and can only be activated through Fractured Identity because of the "enters the battlefield" clause.

Fractured Identity + Leveler -- exiles everyone in the game's library, including your own. Hope no one targets you with a draw spell, and if all goes right you can just pass turn and make everyone lose in order of their turns.

Fractured Identity + Phage the Untouchable -- everyone minus the creature's controller loses

---

Now that the win conditions are out of the way, I'll go over my thought process for some of the other cards as well

Illusions of Grandeur is a classic Donate target, but it's probably best to avoid using it with Fractured Identity, unless you can afford losing the 20 life.

Captive Audience is like a cool new pseudo Demonic Pact that you don't even have to Donate. Nice.

Speaking of Demonic Pact, even though I listed it above in the Fractured Identity interactions, it's probably usually better to just simply Donate it away after using two or three of the options for yourself so that the choices don't get reset for your recipient

Nine Lives is like a worse Demonic Pact kinda? It'll protect you for a bit, and then you can donate it away. Alternatively, Donate then Chaos Warp it away for a kill.

There are a TON of effects in this deck that swap control of creatures for the entire board, so in order to make those effects more interesting we're playing Opalescence.

With nearly everything on the board being a creature, Insurrection can be a cool turn 15 draw

Rite of Replication is already fun, and if all our enchantments are going to be creatures, we can use it on them, too

Mirror Gallery just in case. (we can Rite of Replication kick Karona, False God and name Avatar and do uh... A lot of damage)

Brand can give you all your stuff you've shifted around if you want it back

In addition to the Fractured Identity combo with Phage the Untouchable above, if Endless Whispers is out and Phage the Untouchable dies, whoever controlled Phage the Untouchable (hopefully you) at the time chooses someone to lose the game. (thanks for pointing this one out kpres)

Bring to Light is essentially Fractured Identity if you draw it, or something else if you're into that, I guess. Probably Fractured Identity though

Karona, False God can prove to be a (fun) threat, and the inclusion of Assault Suit, Shiny Impetus, and Bloodthirsty Blade help to make sure she isn't threatening to us. Since we're swapping around everyone's creatures all the time, we can attach these to someone else's scary creature as well.

Since we're playing a Zedruu the Greathearted shell with black and green added, why not throw her in? She's like a Donate with extra value. And she might fly around the table a bit, but that's cool too.

Static, beneficial(?) cards like Confusion in the Ranks, Dictate of Kruphix, Howling Mine, etc. are great because it doesn't matter who owns them, so you can swap to your heart's content and steal useful things while still keeping the effect of the permanents.

---

That's pretty much it I guess. A very fun and chaotic deck, without being too disruptive with things like Steel Golem. Hopefully no one at the table is adamant on keeping the game plan they came in with.

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 4 years ago
Date added	4 years
Last updated	7 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 74 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.89
Tokens	Copy Clone, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 C, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	EDH/Commandant, EDH, EDH, EDH, Ideas, EDH, Nice Decks, yo, other people's decks, I like this, New decks and upgrades