Teddy's Big Stick

Commander / EDH* Aggro Battlecruiser Budget GU (Simic) Tokens

DuTogira

Creature (31)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 1x Brawn
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Coiling Oracle
• 1x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Cultivator of Blades
• 1x Deranged Hermit
• 1x Farhaven Elf
• 1x Fathom Mage
• 1x Fertilid
• 1x Gyre Sage
• 1x Hangarback Walker
• 1x Hooded Hydra
• 1x Hornet Queen
• 1x Momir Vig, Simic Visionary
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Mystic Snake
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Pentavus
• 1x Prime Speaker Zegana
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Simic Manipulator
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spike Feeder
• 1x Spike Weaver
• 1x Triskelion
• 1x Vorel of the Hull Clade
• 1x Walking Ballista

Land (36)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 12x Forest
• 9x Island
• 1x Llanowar Reborn
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Novijen, Heart of Progress
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 1x Thornwood Falls
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Grove
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Coastal Breach
• 1x Collective Voyage
• 1x Crush of Tentacles
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Primal Command
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Tempt with Discovery

Instant (3)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Animation Module
• 1x Birthing Pod
• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Eldrazi Monument
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x MImic Vat
• 1x Orochi Hatchery
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thought Vessel

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Asceticism
• 1x Awakening Zone
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Rites of Flourishing

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Nissa, Voice of Zendikar

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Sideboard

Creature (13)

• 1x Broodbirth Viper
• 1x Cold-Eyed Selkie
• 1x Great Oak Guardian
• 1x Kaseto, Orochi Archmage
• 1x Loaming Shaman
• 1x Lorescale Coatl
• 1x Ninja of the Deep Hours
• 1x Patagia Viper
• 1x Plaxmanta
• 1x Species Gorger
• 1x Thelonite Hermit
• 1x Viridian Shaman
• 1x Wistful Selkie

Instant (4)

• 1x Cobra Trap
• 1x Mirror Match
• 1x Snakeform
• 1x Synthetic Destiny

Land (4)

• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Forest
• 1x High Market
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Beastmaster Ascension
• 1x Day of the Dragons

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Biomantic Mastery
• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Ezuri's Predation
• 1x Overrun

Artifact (3)

• 1x Fleetfeather Sandals
• 1x Simic Keyrune
• 1x Sword of Vengeance

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Maybeboard

Creature (2)

• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Hangarback Walker

Land (1)

• 1x Academy Ruins

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The Big Stick (errr... idea)

"Walk Softly, and Carry a Big Stick"
-Teddy Roosevelt

The idea of this deck is, rather than to be a super competitive Ezuri deck, running combos like Sage of Hours and miscellaneous BS, you instead are a good old fashioned beatdown deck. Spearheading this is Mr. Roosevelt himself. Combined with any of his aircraft carriers (EX: USS Avenger, HMS Hornet, USS Walker, or even just a Battleship or Destroyer, you can gain experience counters at a monstrous rate, turning more and more creatures into massive beat-sticks to swing at any opponent who starts getting too out of hand. That's the entire idea of this list.

Based off of the Ezuri, Claw of Progress intro to commander deck, this is a version which has been and will continuously be upgraded.
A friend and I are each willing to put 100$ into upgrading this deck. The current cost to upgrade is 150$, or 75$ to each of us.

Boards:

Maybe-board consists of those cards which are upgrades, but which I own copies of.
Side-Board is a placeholder to remind me which cards I need to remove from the Ezuri Pre-con once said friend and I spring for the upgrades.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 1 Mythic Rares 39 - 12 Rares 16 - 12 Uncommons 15 - 4 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.36
Tokens	Boar 2/2 G, Copy Clone, Dragon 5/5 R, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Experience Token, Insect 1/1 G w/ Flying, Deathtouch, Morph 2/2 C, Octopus 8/8 U, Pentavite 1/1 C, Phyrexian Beast 4/4 G, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Servo 1/1 C, Snake 1/1 G, Snake 1/1 GU, Squid 1/1 U, Squirrel 1/1 G, Thopter 1/1 C