Stop Hitting Yourself

Commander / EDH RBW (Mardu)

Rheebus

Land (38)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Artifact (8)

• 1x Ankh of Mishra
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Smuggler's Copter
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Creature (17)

• 1x Anya, Merciless Angel
• 1x Eidolon of the Great Revel
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Fanatic of Mogis
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Kaervek the Merciless
• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter
• 1x Mondronen Shaman  ^Flip
• 1x Neheb, the Eternal
• 1x Rampaging Ferocidon
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Scab-Clan Berserker
• 1x Sin Prodder
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Stigma Lasher
• 1x Zealous Conscripts
• 1x Zo-Zu the Punisher

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Hour of Devastation
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Torment of Hailfire
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Koth of the Hammer

Commander (1)

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Everlasting Torment
• 1x Forsaken Wastes
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Havoc Festival
• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Nether Void
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Pyrostatic Pillar
• 1x Spellshock
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Sulfuric Vortex
• 1x Sunbird's Invocation
• 1x Tainted Remedy

Instant (7)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Comet Storm
• 1x Crackling Doom
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Price of Progress
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

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Maybeboard

Creature (3)

• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker

Land (1)

• 1x Mistveil Plains

Instant (2)

• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Rakdos Charm

Artifact (1)

• 1x Sunforger

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Harsh Mentor rocks. HARD. I'm in love.

You can't gain life. You will take damage for every little thing you do. You will kill yourself. GUSH

Categories

You Can't Gain Life (9) Show

1. Erebos, God of the Dead -- Love the draw on this guy.
2. Stranglehold -- And you can't search for answers! Nanny nanny boo boo. Stick your head in YOUR OWN doo doo!
3. Everlasting Torment -- Wither sucks. For YOU!
4. Forsaken Wastes -- You want to remove this? Fine, take some damage!
5. Havoc Festival -- The granddaddy. Your life is fading fast!
6. Tainted Remedy -- The best one. Oloro, go **** yourself. No, really!
7. Rampaging Ferocidon -- The newcomer. Ferocidon gonna do damage to your face. Surprisingly, the menace part of this creature comes in handy a lot.
8. Stigma Lasher -- Can't forget about this guy. Go ahead and remove me. You still get no life. Never!
9. Sulfuric Vortex -- Yep. This one.

Notable exclusion: card:Witchhunt -- This one will do more damage to you than your opponents cause they will keep giving it back to you. Not playing it. If you find a way to not be the target of spells or abilities reliably, then this one could be awesome!

Stop Hitting Yourself (14) Show

1. Harsh Mentor -- Why are you doing that, hitting yourself like that?
2. Kaervek the Merciless -- There you go again, fisting your face. Seems like a bad strategy to me.
3. Scab-Clan Berserker -- You let him get Renowned? That wasn't a good idea.
4. Mondronen Shaman   -- Casting two spells this turn? Ouch. Yeah that turns her off, but that blue deck is going to turn her right back on again!
5. Eidolon of the Great Revel -- Your spells are so cheap! Great deckbuilding, genius!
6. Pyrostatic Pillar -- More damage for you, Master Deckbuilder!
7. Manabarbs -- Careful with this one. Can be a game ender your you, too!
8. Spellshock -- Two for you. Two more for you. Two more for you!
9. Disrupt Decorum -- Now you are all hitting each other? I feel so left out. Oh well.
10. Mogis, God of Slaughter -- Each turn? Such a terrible quandary.
11. Painful Quandary -- Speaking of terrible quandaries. This one's a doosie!
12. Zo-Zu the Punisher -- You want to play lands? That's a shame. Damage!
13. Sulfuric Vortex -- Yep. This one.
14. Ankh of Mishra -- So much land hate. Yes, this is EDH.

More Damage! (2) Show

1. Dictate of the Twin Gods -- Double...out of nowhere!
2. Furnace of Rath -- The one and only.

Tutors (3) Show

1. Recruiter of the Guard -- Hello Harsh Mentor, Stigma Lasher, Zo-Zu, or Eidolan.
2. Gamble -- Best used early. Cause you won't have that many cards later.
3. Demonic Tutor -- Gotta have 'im.

Card Advantage (8-2:34) Show

1. Erebos, God of the Dead -- All star!
2. Sunbird's Invocation -- OMG, this thing is a house. A HOUSE!
3. Solemn Simulacrum -- Everyone's favorite fixer.
4. Sin Prodder -- You can't afford to take the damage. Just give me the card.
5. Wheel of Fortune -- I had no cards in hand. Now I do!
6. card:Cathartic Reuinion -- So many cards.
7. Faithless Looting -- God, are you listening? No?
8. Smuggler's Copter -- Looting is good. Giving you Mentor something to do during your turn is priceless.

Ramp (9) Show

1. Neheb, the Eternal -- Red, creature-based, attacking ramp? Yes Please! And his butt is sooo big. Soo big!
2. Rakdos Signet -- Signets are soooo good.
3. Chromatic Lantern -- Fix that mana, boi.
4. Solemn Simulacrum -- Everyone's favorite fixer.
5. Sol Ring -- Boring, but necessary.
6. Orzhov Signet -- Signets are good. Believe me.
7. Boros Signet -- Yep, still good.
8. Thran Dynamo -- So cheap now!
9. Koth of the Hammer -- #2 is where its at. The Ultimate is just gravy.

Removal (11) Show

1. Vandalblast -- Every red deck needs one of these.
2. Chaos Warp -- Pesky permanent on the board? No more!
3. Blasphemous Act -- When you absolutely must kill everything.
4. Swords to Plowshares -- Bye bye!
5. Anguished Unmaking -- Exile any Non-land permanent? Yes, please!
6. Path to Exile -- Exiled!
7. Crackling Doom! -- Your biggest guy AND damage?
8. Merciless Eviction -- So many choosable uses.
9. Hour of Devastation -- So destructible.
10. Toxic Deluge -- So good. Just so good.
11. Aura of Silence -- Removal and tax all in one.

Finish Him!!! (8) Show

1. Nether Void -- Can't get out of this one, can you?
2. Zealous Conscripts -- Take your fatty and... oh yeah, hit you with it. Double damage! Commander damage? Better!
3. Fanatic of Mogis -- So many red pips!
4. Price of Progress -- That's a lot of non-basics you have there... (And it's instant speed, too!!!!)
5. Comet Storm -- Need something to do with all that Neheb mana? Kill them all!
6. Torment of Hailfire -- Such nasty choices.
7. Insurrection -- In my meta, this is almost always good.
8. Anya, Merciless Angel -- She gets big in multiplayer. 13/13 flying, indestructible. Yowsers.

Lands... Nothing fancy here.

Top Ranked	Achieved #19 position overall 6 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	3 years
Splash colors	W
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 51 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.35
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